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Classic Sweatshirt with dark humor quote
299,00 kr
- A heavy blend sweatshirt. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
- Classic fit for everyday comfort.
Wear the truth they’re too afraid to say out loud.
At The Dark Silent Quill, every piece carries a razor-sharp blend of dark humor and unflinching honesty about life’s chaos, absurdity, and inevitable end. These quotes aren’t here to comfort you—they’re here to make you smirk in the face of reality. Minimalist, striking, and unapologetically bold, each design turns the shadows of existence into wearable art. Because life’s too short for polite small talk—say it with your shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |